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Chapter Three · Philadelphia, 2015–2016

Being a manny, and
Mongolia's finest vodka

What do you do when the only skill you have is kicking a small round object around an open field with other men?

You go look at the other skills you do have. Some writing. Good at speaking English. Former snow elf at a children's museum. And you become… a tutor?

More like a manny. An extremely kind family in the posh part just outside Philly, and what I actually found there was a great friend in my devious, genius, spastic new baby to sit: a thirteen-year-old boy. Lots of energy. Some dashes of confused rage. An ability to manipulate almost any situation. But above all, a huge heart and an unreal talent for dark jokes.

He was me, with a different childhood.

I needed more money and I had more time (less soccer), so I arrived at the most logical next step available to a man in my position: .

As random as it came to me, it came to the founder. A trip to Mongolia. A friendship with Mongolia's prime minister. An alarmingly similar design to every other bottle on the shelf. Off to the races. The product was Golia, and the pitch — delivered out loud, to strangers, with a completely straight face — was that it was Mongolia's finest.

Vodka is all the same. Nobody in that business will say that to you. So what I was actually selling was a story, at two in the afternoon, to a bar manager who had heard of neither the vodka nor me, and both of those facts were obvious to him inside about four seconds.

A hundred doors a week. Eleven seconds per no. By Friday I knew more about that bottle than a year of keeping it safe on a laptop would have taught me.

But underneath the manny job and the vodka I was doing something else, which I can only see now. Soccer had been the dream since I was a child, and when a dream that size ends you don't stop needing one — you go looking for something to put in the empty slot. What I put in it was a girl. She was Spanish, I met her in Philadelphia, and I made her into my — the thing worth moving countries for. That is the actual reason I got on a plane to Spain. Not a master's, not a plan. A new dream, and I had picked one that could leave.

A no is data, and it's cheap. Go get a hundred of them.

Everything I believe about killing an idea for twenty dollars before it costs you a year started on a Philadelphia sidewalk, not in a book.
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